krystofer

Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.

Your such a Krystofer.

by Krystofer June 18, 2018

Kryptodick

the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.

Strap on yo kryptodick we don't want no skanks coming around.

by on work stoppage November 10, 2011

kryptondog

1. N. A being of supreme intelligence, wit, and sexual dexterity. See also pimp.
2. V. An extremely complicated sexual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.

1. You're such a kryptondog, Mister President.
2. You gave me one hell of a kryptondog last night, Mister President.

by James LaBove January 13, 2004

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"

by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006

Kryptonian

Groups of people who eat only Kryptonite for Dinner.

Z:I'm a Kryptonian!

M:You eat Kypton for Dinner?

Z:....Huh?

by Xildra February 19, 2009

Krypt0n

Super uber leet guy who is a master hax0r, and is known by the ladies as David :)

Oh my!, Krypt0n ams teh r0x0r!

by David Hartigan (Krypt0n) August 12, 2003