Kongel

The greatest insult know to man. Basically the worst thing you can be; the lowest form of mankind.

That guy who spilled all of the tea is acting like a real kongel!

by TitanKing2012 May 27, 2010

Kong Plug

The act of sticking you penis in a KONG dog toy while using it as a butt plug in your partners ass.

Hey Bro, Ive been kong plugging your girlfriend a lot lately!

by Douglam June 20, 2011

Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.

I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.

by MCIWS January 19, 2011

Hong Kong Fluey

COVID-19

Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.

by Hooperdrivestheboat March 21, 2020

Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

Bring it on like Donkey Kong

A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.

It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.

After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.

"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"

"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"

by bringing it on since 81 August 14, 2009

Kongo

To stage an epic comeback from the depths of despair. To turnaround a situation of certain loss into a win.

Inspired by Cheik Kongo's knockout of the year against Pat Barry at UFC.

He was gone, then he pulled a Kongo!

He's been knocked down several times, but he'll rise again like the Kongo.

by inspiredworlds June 29, 2011