Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009

Condom Knot

The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.

Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.

by FortunceCat April 8, 2006

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

by Chode Master April 17, 2003

knoth

A knoth is someone who always knows the answer to everything and can communicate well with everyone. To be a knoth means to excel at all things and be fabulous

As President I appointed Jaime who is a total knoth to communicate my ideas to world

by VPLyfe April 17, 2014

bro knot

a man's hairstyle where the hair is pulled back into a bun. a more manly version of the term man bun.

My barista wears his hair in a bro knot, which makes him look incredibly hot.

by alphamutt October 16, 2013