A male who loves sarcasm, dank memes, shits in urinals for fun, lives outside the social hierarchy, and hates women (me). Alpha males are scared of him because he is so awesome and intinidating.
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- it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes
- it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes
"mannn , there were so much sticky green down at the kappa, that the whole island got smoked out"
"i got drank by the pint , dro by the pound , headed to da kappa in my boss top down " - slim thug , before da kappa 2k1 mixtape
"i got drank by the pint , dro by the pound , headed to da kappa in my boss top down " - slim thug , before da kappa 2k1 mixtape
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THE professional business fraternity. AKPsi is a co-ed professional fraternity founded in 1904 at New York University. It is recognized across the nation as the premier developer of ethical business leaders. Known for kick-ass parties and people.
Beats the shit out of Delta Sigma Pi.
Beats the shit out of Delta Sigma Pi.
by tdm duh December 6, 2006
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-where their average blood alcohol level is greater then their GPA.
-a bunch of guys standing in a room with no purpose.
roofie distribution center.
-a place where a bunch of morons go to pat each other on the back saying how awesome they are.
-people whom are proud to be associated to politicians.
-where you can drink like an idiot and be hailed as a champion.
-an vacuum of intelligence.
-where the best hazing takes place.
-the biggest "frat" in the nation which is why most greek organizations distance them selfs from the word "frat" and instead use "fraternity".
-where becoming a brother is the greatest achievement that associates will be likely to achieve in their lifetime.
-a nationwide network of boys where the only connection to each other are the letters on their shirts and the crappy beer they serve
-where the doushebags from highschool go if they arent cops and no, in case you are wondering they didnt change a bit either.
-the date in which TKE was founded is commonly known as the beginning of the downfall of the american fraternal organizations.
-Soulja boy's white boy fan club yes, these guys have the whole album and yes, they do play ALL the songs - if you heard any of em.. you know what im talking about
-if all TKEs were moved to Zimbabwe the percentage of Americans infected with STDs would drop by 1/4.
if you are at a bar and there are people screaming and chanting for no apparant reason, there are no ladies present, or if they have access to music they play really bad songs from 2003, it is likely they are associated with tke.
the college equivalent of a crack head.
where people go for the free beer and party, but none stay for the company of the brothers.
THAT GUY as in "dont be that guy" - is usually a tke.
the greatest threat to the reputation of fraternal organizations yet the smallest threat on a 1 to 1 personal level.
a group of people each privately thinking... maybe i joined the wrong club.
the guy who puts an exhaust and decals on a 95 honda civic yet does no engine modification. "the flame stickers makes it go faster"
were you can find that guy who was 28 when you were a freshman and was still attending school after you graduated with your masters
grown men whom still believe in the tooth fairy.
the skull thats on their coat of arms represents the demise of any character, personality, individualism, you may have had as well as the respect that will be lost by joining this organization.
he who only goes after women known to be "loose" being seen with a TKE automatically makes a woman look 97% more of slut ( with poor taste ) .
the guy at the weight room that does nothing but upper body and does not leave the mirror.
where members dont actually have to go to college to join
just ask elvis
a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon spawned paris hilton.
the nations leading promoter of sasuage-fest parties.
the butt of every joke for the rest of the greek community
id rather have my sister be dating a 40 year old convict then to be dating a tke- and its true
"there are far worse things then having cancer, i mean you could be a tke"
- and yes i have actually heard this EXACT phrase and the cancer patient recovered perfectly fine and still glad hes not in tke
Tau kappa Epsilon was created for that the everyday man can also have a fraternal organization. well they have it, these men are the run of the mill, nearly clones. possessing nothing to say of their character or self worth
-where their average blood alcohol level is greater then their GPA.
-a bunch of guys standing in a room with no purpose.
roofie distribution center.
-a place where a bunch of morons go to pat each other on the back saying how awesome they are.
-people whom are proud to be associated to politicians.
-where you can drink like an idiot and be hailed as a champion.
-an vacuum of intelligence.
-where the best hazing takes place.
-the biggest "frat" in the nation which is why most greek organizations distance them selfs from the word "frat" and instead use "fraternity".
-where becoming a brother is the greatest achievement that associates will be likely to achieve in their lifetime.
-a nationwide network of boys where the only connection to each other are the letters on their shirts and the crappy beer they serve
-where the doushebags from highschool go if they arent cops and no, in case you are wondering they didnt change a bit either.
-the date in which TKE was founded is commonly known as the beginning of the downfall of the american fraternal organizations.
-Soulja boy's white boy fan club yes, these guys have the whole album and yes, they do play ALL the songs - if you heard any of em.. you know what im talking about
-if all TKEs were moved to Zimbabwe the percentage of Americans infected with STDs would drop by 1/4.
if you are at a bar and there are people screaming and chanting for no apparant reason, there are no ladies present, or if they have access to music they play really bad songs from 2003, it is likely they are associated with tke.
the college equivalent of a crack head.
where people go for the free beer and party, but none stay for the company of the brothers.
THAT GUY as in "dont be that guy" - is usually a tke.
the greatest threat to the reputation of fraternal organizations yet the smallest threat on a 1 to 1 personal level.
a group of people each privately thinking... maybe i joined the wrong club.
the guy who puts an exhaust and decals on a 95 honda civic yet does no engine modification. "the flame stickers makes it go faster"
were you can find that guy who was 28 when you were a freshman and was still attending school after you graduated with your masters
grown men whom still believe in the tooth fairy.
the skull thats on their coat of arms represents the demise of any character, personality, individualism, you may have had as well as the respect that will be lost by joining this organization.
he who only goes after women known to be "loose" being seen with a TKE automatically makes a woman look 97% more of slut ( with poor taste ) .
the guy at the weight room that does nothing but upper body and does not leave the mirror.
where members dont actually have to go to college to join
just ask elvis
a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon spawned paris hilton.
the nations leading promoter of sasuage-fest parties.
the butt of every joke for the rest of the greek community
id rather have my sister be dating a 40 year old convict then to be dating a tke- and its true
"there are far worse things then having cancer, i mean you could be a tke"
- and yes i have actually heard this EXACT phrase and the cancer patient recovered perfectly fine and still glad hes not in tke
Tau kappa Epsilon was created for that the everyday man can also have a fraternal organization. well they have it, these men are the run of the mill, nearly clones. possessing nothing to say of their character or self worth
aww your boyfirend is in tau kappa epsilon,? im sorry to hear that
"dont go greek go tke"
In a Tau Kappa Epsilon house,
so what are we doing tonight
same thing we do everynight DRINK! and force ourselfs onto drunk girls!
dude, that wasnt a girl last night, that was a pledge
oh, i thought there was something down there i liked
"dont go greek go tke"
In a Tau Kappa Epsilon house,
so what are we doing tonight
same thing we do everynight DRINK! and force ourselfs onto drunk girls!
dude, that wasnt a girl last night, that was a pledge
oh, i thought there was something down there i liked
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Get the knappster mug.A sorority filled with large women who did not get bids to any other sorority; Kappa Delta women are often unattractive.
by Eleanor Champison May 18, 2008
Get the Kappa Delta mug.While other sorority girls might pride themselves on how many Louis Vouitton bags she has, or whether or not she is the best-dressed girl in class, the girls of Sigma Kappa focus on what truly makes a sorority great: sisterly love and winning keg races. An SK's love for her sister is genuine and steadfast, much like her ability to down foamy cups of beer. Sigma Kappas are famous for their ability to captivate men, first with their incredible good looks, and then with her ability to pound a 40.
I can't believe that Sigma Kappa can drink that much! She's so tiny, I bet she couldn't get a beer belly if she tried.
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