Cock Knocker

An individual who exudes an aura of extreme fuckwittery!

Bruce is a right Cock Knocker!!

Yeah what a fuckstick!

by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009

moose knockers

Really outrageously large breasts. Usually on a bigger woman/man, they have the capablity to knock items over and flail all over the place, with a sudden body movement/gesture.

Peter-"That lady must be weight a good 2 bills and a half."
Paul-"Yeah but damn she has got some huge moose knockers."

by SamiAlyse May 6, 2006

fart knocker

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.

Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.

by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003

noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.

That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.

by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009

Cock knocker

A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.

I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.

by Tony Pavich December 28, 2005

Shit Knocker

Somone who screws others up the anus. Usually used to describe gay people.

That queer guy over there looks like a Shit Knocker.

by humongousFUNGUS January 20, 2006

Klacker

a 20 - 30 something woman who always wears high heal shoes (usually Stilettos). Name for the sound they would make walking / running across a hardwood floor.

The Klackers in the office are getting together for happy hour tonight.

by BiCoastalBig D November 2, 2008