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Cunny Kicker

A nick name given to a person who is known to kick females in the V and does not give a fuck about the person he or she has kicked.
Victom: Owww what is wrong with you.

Cunny Kicker: you pulled my hair

Victom: fucken Cunny Kicker
by Call The Popo I Dare You June 7, 2016
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Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.
Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York
by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Booty kicker

When your gay and your bestie friend comes up, pulls down pants and sticks in up in there, making you dream about it alllllllll day
Ooooo man. Yesterday Johnny gave me a real booty kicker mm ya.
by Ooh sexy lady I wanna..... October 21, 2019
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kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.
“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P
by Shadwims December 20, 2017
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Shit-kicker

Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.
"George just said that vaccines cause global warming!"
"Ignore him, he's just a shit-kicker."
by Metaphoricaltigers July 4, 2019
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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010
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