kook

A learner/bad surfer who doesn't know what they're doing and ends up stuck in the whitewater getting in peoples way. Should be made to wear an 'L' plate.

'Get out of the way kook!'
'What the fuck is that kook doing on his knees'

by ThePurpleSmurf October 18, 2006

kookie

a sexy , brown person, that gives out positive vibes to females around him. a term used mainly in toronto, within the tamil/goan and desi community.

"Yo check out kookie over there"

by dt_vibe November 24, 2006

kooklah

a crazy person, or an action that was sparatic performed

hey yah KOOKLAH , quit hanging out that sunroof!

by natalie July 15, 2003

Kim Jung Kook

Popular Korean singer who's voice doesn't match his body. Formerly in Turbo (an old popular Korean band), he has released four solo albums and is now currently serving army duty (T_T). He's frequently on Korean variety shows like X-Man and Loveletter.

Kim Jung Kook's voice is really high for someone who works out so much! LOL

by BiBi August 31, 2008

kook

Someone who fakes talent at Surfing, Skateboarding, and Longboarding. They will most likely show up with a brand fucking new setup that's top of the line, and that setup will most likely be incompatible with there style of riding (e.g. 85a slide wheels on a downhill board). The kook will also most likely use incorrect terminology, sounding like an imbecile. Avoid kooks at all costs.

Kook: "I just did the steeziest toedge skid today on my downhill. I was going like 100mph on my local hill, with my Evo set with 65mm 85a wheels and non-spaced bearings! I also did some freeride, but there was too much thane on my bearings."

Normal Longboarder: "Today was pretty good, I had to sweep some shit out of the road, but the run has great corners to predrift or rail. My Arbalest with 78a 76mm wheels was doing great, the new wheels thane really nice. I was going to do some freeride but I forgot my slide wheels."

by BrohanSebastianBach February 27, 2014

kook

Someone who knows alot about a little talked about subject in order to feel superior to others.

K Keepers
O of
O odd
K Knowledge

Many Barry went on and on about that 9/11 conspiracy theory. He's quite a kook.

by Randall December 18, 2004

kook shitter

a temporary lapse in personal hygiene, excluding toothbrushing and undereye mascara removal, that includes but is not limited to extended periods of wearing the same clothes, generally up to 72 hours in a row, minimal hairstyling, and layering of mascara. It is an early state of mild depression that can only be cured by, and caused by, whiskey.

That bitch be in the kook shitter throes man.

by PhilthyWords December 19, 2010