kettle

a container for boiling water

she showed up with a new watch—was kettle for sure

by anonymous April 20, 2025

kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle

IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀

by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022

Trevor Kettle

Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.

They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!

by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling

You got that kettle laugh

by CamboxCA January 27, 2024

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.

Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.

by sf303 October 14, 2016