Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013

kernability

A talent that isn't exactly impressive in the traditional sense, but is impressive in that it's completely useless and not everyone possesses it.

Being able to whistle three different ways seems like a useless talent, it's such a kernability.

by MK1704 May 8, 2017

Kernut

accidentally busting a nut inches from one's partner's butt hole

"DID YOU JUST KERNUT??" -Girl
"You know it was an accident. I'm so sorry." -Boy

by BKBChampion May 19, 2017

Kernish

A born native of the English county Cornwall aka Kernow.

Where beez 'e frarm?

He beez Kernish

by CantataFS April 19, 2018

Kernatoalasoto

This word can be a slur / slang way to say “a long word”.

“That word is kernatoalasoto, seriously.” Said the guy looking at his dictonary.

by Galixer-Won December 19, 2018

Kernjamo

Cats do that shit

My cat is constantly kernjamo

by Eminacurlygurl February 11, 2019

Kernslitce

Kernslitce: Onomatopoeia, {CORN-SLICE) Often yelled at lunch or at random times of the day.

Kenna- Kaylar Hit ‘me with the kernslitce
Kaylar- Bet. KERNSLITCE

by Milf294 April 11, 2019