Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Kellycopterism

The name of the devoted order who follows Kellycopter.
The order originated sometime around the years 2021 or 2022 and originated in Tyrone, Ireland.
The followers of Kellycopter sing a song of praise
"Kellycopter, Kellycopter. Wabababa the Kopter."

'Did you hear that your mum recently converted to Kellycopterism?'

by Quandale Dingle Here May 11, 2022

Sneaky Kelly

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.

Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.

by --P. December 26, 2008

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

TYLER KELLY

meaning of a small boy with anxiety and insecurities with his body

Stop being such a tyler kelly! Man up!

by Mike shaefer October 19, 2017

r kelly effect

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019

Regan Kelley

Person- a very fruity person who likes to Regan, Regan always likes to Regan, day and night, 24/7, staring at herself in the mirror casually eating their favorite snack, a bagel. try not to get on her bad side because they will bark back at you, chase you down and rip your head off, Regan is a good person. bring joy to everyone around them, keeping them safe, making them smile with their unique humor, and is a great friend who wants to be they're friend!

Person 1:"I wonder what time is Regan time?"
Person 2: " you mean The Regan Kelley?!"
Person 1: "yes, where is Regan Kelley?"
Regan Kelley " EEEEEE, REGAN TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHH" * shits on the toilet.

by Beanbob44 May 5, 2022