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Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018
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Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.
Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!
by Subiugetur November 19, 2018
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Mr. Kebab

The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.
-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
...
-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏
by ValOfWyvern July 17, 2023
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munch ya kebab

eat/lick/nibble sum1z fanny/clit
aw sxc can i munch ya kebab plz
by BIG irish April 25, 2006
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Lady Kebab

Euphemism for a particularly prominent set of ladies genitals. See where the legs begin. Come with added sauce approximately every 28 days.
I had a great night. Met a gorgeous girl and a gallon of Cider later I was in a motel munching on her Lady Kebab. Much better than the usual late night Donna from Spiros' place. Pity it was with sauce though.
by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff August 5, 2017
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Un-packed kebab

When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.
Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?

Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

Zach: How bad was it?

Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!
by Krazy Legz April 2, 2010
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Ass Kebab

An ass kebab is when you take a shit and then get and errection.
Man 1: Yo I heard Kevin hurt his dick last night when he got an "ass kebab".
Man 2: Gnarly.
by Will DeQuarto October 29, 2007
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