kalopsia

believing that everything that you do not have is better than what you do have

that emo kid was crying because he was overcome with kalopsia

by Stephanie May 6, 2004

Kablooie

(1.) Weapons of mass destruction.
(2.) Orgasm

(1.) OMG! OMG OMG THA HAV KABLOOIE! LOLOLOL LETS BOMB THEM11!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!11!!
(2.) That was the best kablooie I've ever had! ^_^

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Kahlon

A soft black ass pussy jigga

He is such a kahlon

by Ukridldn February 14, 2019

kabloded

Past tense for passing bodacious amounts of gas.

Damn bitch, dat you jus kabloded in yo pants.

by Heavy G September 26, 2003

Kabloowie

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.

John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."

by The BodySquared April 18, 2011

Kalok

A very ugly person who likes to cook. He is the Asian Gordon Ramsey and can cook rice to perfection. If you run into a Kalok marry him right away. You won't be starving every again. Jealousy is not even a point since no girls will stand his uglyness.

No money to eat out? Ask e Kalok to come over and cook.

by Curry noodles with kfc August 12, 2020

Kabloomed

Past tense of when an individual sends another individual flowers.

Yo Dave, I was dog-housed by my girl again, so yesterday I kabloomed her. Hopefully she will forgive me.

by Spoony-G February 15, 2006