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dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.
by FVTRSM July 25, 2021
mugGet the dick joustmug.

juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance
"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"
by Dignum April 25, 2019
mugGet the juciy joustingmug.

Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
mugGet the Olympic Joustingmug.

tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
mugGet the tuna joustingmug.

nipple jousting

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting
by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019
mugGet the nipple joustingmug.

trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
mugGet the trouser joustingmug.

Vaginal Jousting

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting
by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
mugGet the Vaginal Joustingmug.

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