A lying, bad excuse for human existence. He will break a girls heart, then turn around and blame it on her. He can also be seen as a man-whore. Has probably slept with almost every girl under the sun. Has a very snake like face to lure a girl in and can act very understanding and trust worthy but will stab you in the back. He can also fit under the category of Cooter-head or Baby scalp.
Girl: Oh my god Joshua just dumped me!
Best Friend: Ugh, that's so like him. But, why?
Girl: I don't know.....It's my fault really
Best Friend: No he's just being a cooter-head
Best Friend: Ugh, that's so like him. But, why?
Girl: I don't know.....It's my fault really
Best Friend: No he's just being a cooter-head
by neveragainloveless July 27, 2010
Get the Joshuamug. by Jesusjnr December 4, 2015
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua can be a total douche. He can be really funny yet annoying. He has a big and perverted mind, always thinking about sex. He is sexy with a huge ass. Joshua is a petite short men. He likes to play music such as guitar and likes to sing. When coming into a relationship he can take it pretty serious. He is always trying to get attention by doing stupid stuff and annoying people.
by claraa January 6, 2014
Get the Joshuamug. A sly little bitch who makes his way down town, walking fast but faces never past because he then realises that he never came out of the closet. Yes, ALL Joshua specimen are gay/lesbian (cause ya never know who be naming who) and that they should spring free and grant everyone their gayness. This is for you, Josh and Ella don't kill me, please.
-BTW THIS IS A JOKE
-BTW THIS IS A JOKE
by Sucked_ur_dad_harder_than_u_xx August 7, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. The man that the moment he walks in your life, everything will start to go right. He will ask you to watch the stars. He will hold you and protect you and move anything out of his way that will harm his girlfriend. His energy is steady and grounded. He is will talk about any subject no matter how odd. He is a good listener. I love it when he goes on and on talking. He really knows how to make a lady feel connected and he will treat her with gentlemen's manners. He will ask to meet your father, and he will open your door, and kiss you hands. He will see through your every flaw and understand because he knows pain. He knows depth. He is smart. He is trustworthy. When you meet a Joshua, the type of man that will rock your world, KEEP HIM, and forget about any other guy that existed before him because he is just that awesome. He will drive and motivate you. He will always come back around just make sure you truly give him your heart if you Choose and are Chosen by a Joshua. You are my sunshine
by Reddaimonddruby June 12, 2018
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua was in the porn video yesterday
by Nigger 51 February 1, 2019
Get the Joshuamug. basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Joshua
, with three girls around his arm.
How is Joshua good looking and smart at the same time?.
Gee i am so jealous of Joshua
, with three girls around his arm.
How is Joshua good looking and smart at the same time?.
by Kj savage December 8, 2017
Get the Joshuamug.