1 definition by galaxy sloth

A narcissistic, manipulative, pitiful piece of trash. He secretly trusts that he is a God and that every girl wants his dick. Meanwhile, he begs naive girls for their sympathy, expressing that he believes everyone hates him and that he wants to kill himself. Do not give him compassion, he will use it against you. He will beg for everything good in you and use it against you. Joshua has no life. He talks openly about drugs and his interesting weekends only to find out he sits in his room alone on Facebook. I don't think he could ever have drug experience, because no one would offer him drugs. And he doesn't have friends to talk to on Facebook BTW. He just scrolls through the news feed. Josh tries very hard to act cool, for his lack of even understanding how to be cool. Josh dated H, a chill chick. H has empathy. H was nice to Josh. She liked Josh. But then Josh decided to manipulate her. Josh decided to be a real cunt. H hopes Josh goes to hell. H broke up with Josh. H is smart. Josh is dumb.
I'm not sure if Joshua is being nice to her or if he thinks she wants his dick.

Josh would not stop telling me he was hurting himself, but he yelled at me for trying to help him.

I think Josh is just a really dramatic male who manipulates you for his comfort.

Josh talks about terrible things really loud a lot, to get peoples attention.

Josh is a disgusting attention seeker.
by galaxy sloth March 23, 2016
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