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Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
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sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .
girls name jordan
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An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.
by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020
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She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
by vjojr25 February 2, 2020
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Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
Jordan struggles to have sex.
by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022
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The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.
by Nabeeh December 20, 2007
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1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
by Jose manche June 7, 2010
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