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Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.
alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"
by donaldchump August 1, 2019
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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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Jon-Some

An orgy with anyone named Jon
Jon: Do you want to have a jon-some?
Person: Hell yeah, lets get it
by mistakwabs May 2, 2021
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Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.
Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙
by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023
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Jon

A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children
*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023
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brande and jon

Brande and Jon are perfect!
by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017
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pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"
by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017
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