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Chris Jericho

The most badass pro wrestler in AEW and don't you forget it! The current AEW champion, he'll kick your ass sideways and send you straight into retirement.
Cody Rhodes wishes he was as awesome as Chris Jericho
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 23, 2019
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Leeroy Jenkins

to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'
come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
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slow jerkin

When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.
Person 1: Hey how's it going?

Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT

Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)
by jay f May 8, 2008
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jack-off jenkies

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
by Bwillo April 12, 2011
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Chris Jericho

One of the greatest wrestlers of the past 25 years. He is currently working in the WWE and is greatly missused because people in the WWE who are top stars know he is better than them, so they still his spot. He has unbeleivable mic skills with the wrestling skills to match. He returned to the ring in november 2007 from a 2 year absence from wrestling. His nickname is Y2J and he is a future hall of famer.
Dude did you see Chris Jericho beat the shit out of that guy?
by Shullit May 11, 2008
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jericho

A town in Nassau County in New York. Where every girl owns something from Juicy Couture, So low, Fendi, Prada etc... and if they don't chances are they dont "fit in"
"Jap" is the common word for girls in Jericho.
Thats deffinatly a jericho girl
by Maille Rose February 16, 2008
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Jenkins

One who is prone to accidents; a person who breaks glass objects frequently.
Damn it Chris! You just broke another glass you Jenkins!

You just Jenkinsed my favorite sunglasses!
by McMoney February 9, 2008
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