Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

by Admiral Foxface December 5, 2019

Jeremy

A weird dude w a great last name (Wiener) that likes to fuck teachers even though he's 14 years old

OMG he likes that teacher, must be a jeremy!

by jeffffffffffffff December 3, 2018

Jeremy

Jeremy's are the type of guys that hate "MOST" black people. They can be very racist too. He also is normally gay, a school shooter, and wants to be a professional golfer. If you come across a Jeremy, don't make a joke about their height or anything about them, they can be very sensitive.

Friend-"Yo Jeremy, how's the weather down there?"

Jeremy-"*sniffles* stfu"

by Jayden Flamingo June 16, 2019

Jeremy

A nigga damn near 30 still aspiring to be a rapper. Can't flip bricks, but flips burgers. Can often be found getting high or handing out his mix tapes to innocent, undeserving people in convenient store parking lots.

Please don't do it Jeremy, she doesn't deserve your mix tape!

by LL Cool girl September 24, 2016

Jeremi

Jeremi is a low life bitch that is often a gold digger. He’s too ugly that’s why the girls run away

Josh: Look at Jeremi, he’s always asking for money

Amy: such a gold digger

by Unknown’s2738171848 June 22, 2019

Jeremy

A biblical name short for Jeremiah. Its a name given at birth by the size of the penis, if it has a larger penis then average, the name will be jeremiah, and if its small it will be jeremy.

Ohhh jeremy this is too small

by Iam JEBUS! September 26, 2010

Jeremy

Mean dude

Big nose
Skis a lot

Man you're beating a real Jeremy right now

by The mountain November 1, 2016