javad

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.
2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.
3. A generous and giving individual.

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no javad - you're a phoney.

by master August 30, 2006

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javaya

Javaya is the prettiest girl you could ever meet. She probably doesn't respond to some of you boys' dm's.. And that's cause she gotta man.. Well wanna be.. And cause her hotline always blingin. She don't got time for none of the petty bs. She goes from 0-100 real quick. So watch out..

Boy 1: Have you heard about Javaya man she's crazy.
Boy 2: Yea man she's also fine asf.

by Javaya July 16, 2017

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Javascript

The ultimate bloat machine, f**ck javascript all my homies use holy C

YO javascript is lit
It ain't

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Javallingus

To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.

"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"

by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010

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Javash

JAVASH Also known as BITEMYSENPAI aka senpai-insider . Is a popular youtuber , musician , and philosopher . He’s the definition of a true versatile individual .

Yo did you see JAVASH yesterday? He was dripped in VLONE.

by RealCrudeDude November 9, 2019

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Javasmi

Group of gods that ruled the Javasmic Civilization from 36000BC to 2000BC. There were a total of 426 gods that ruled the Javasmic civilization and kept it hidden from the rest of humanity. The earliest god recorded was given the name "Justice" by modern archaeologists for his strong sense of justice and fairness. The strongest of the gods was named "Ulcers", who was known for having strength comparable to 10,000 men. The worst of the gods was called "Grengnes", who almost caused the fall of the Javasmic civilization due to his despicable nature and lack of responsibility. The last god to have ruled the civilization was named "Bubtard". He was known to be very easy to get along with compared to the other gods and was also the most "humanlike". The civilization disappeared during Bubtard's rule and the cause is still unknown. It was stated in old recordings that Bubtard will "rise" again in the 15th Century but he is still nowhere to be seen. The lack of worshippers left alive may be the reason why he couldn't rise. Bubtard is rumored to be hiding in a country in South East Asia, where a small group of descendants of the Javinians is supposedly residing at.

The Javasmi gods were all powerful in every way one can think of being.

by JoeTheThotDestroyer January 11, 2021

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