Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019

Jamaican Culo

When you hide your weed inbetween your ass cheeks so the cops wont find it, or so you wont share

Them pigs aint find shyt, i pulled the jamaican culo on them bitch ass niggas.

by Dajobsucks October 19, 2020

Jamaica Hotpocket

One male poops. The consenting parties take the poop, season it and fry it. The other man eats it, poops it out. Rinse and repeat the process.

The boys were feeling bored and hungry last night so they decided to make a Jamaica Hotpocket

by Toshori Katu January 19, 2021

JaJaJack

JaJaJack is the name for someone or something that is great at branching, wall climbing, or wall surfing.

The man was so good at branching,
He found out he was JaJaJack

by JaJaDaJa April 6, 2022

Jamaican White Bread

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.

Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"

by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022

Jamaican Borderline

When one consumes marijuana out of another’s anus.

Last night chantell was running the Jamaican Borderline on me. Shit was tight bomboclat.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 6, 2023

the Jajat

the act when one passes out early in the night where a lot of actions dramas excitements drunken parties etc are anticipated. Those who embrace the Jajat will wake up the next morning feeling depressed and demoralized as he or she have been missing a lot of fun from the previous night. Factors contributing to passing out early in the night may include binge drinking, binge smoking, binge drinking and smoking, simply a lazy heavy sleeper, or just a known Jed!

"Oh no, hes pulling the Jajat on all of us again!"

Amalina missed all of the actions from last night because she pulled the Jajat.

by Dodgy Coogee September 23, 2011