Jaking

a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.

'shit man, you jaked hard last night'

'I'd better go home before I jake'

'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'

'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'

(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'

by Major Jaker April 10, 2013

jake

two or more men having homosexual relations. when two men are having sex they are doing the jake.

I caught my boyfriend with another man doing the jake

by jeff frasier November 22, 2006

Jake

A common American name, usually someone who is gay.

My brother Jake, likes other men.

by Sweet niblets May 1, 2009

jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.

Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..

by Dadoofty March 20, 2018