IPA Slut

A female that is a slut for craft beer with IPA’s being her #1 choice. Normally would be super hot and attractive, but always runs 10-15 lbs heavier than she should be, due to carb and calorie intake. Never sees the inside of a gym, prefers to be indoors with a six pack of beer scrolling tumblr or at a dive bar getting trashed with friends and being a floozie. The kind of girl that gets touched inappropriately in bar bathrooms. Usually is the female that is throwing up her dinner, because she doesn’t realize the IPA she was drinking was 9% alcohol percentage.

Dude, did you see that sloppy girl drinking IPA’s all night, and then getting molested in the bar bathroom like 3 different times, and then throwing up outside after her friends ordered shots.....what an IPA Slut

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 2, 2019

iPhone 7+

I DONT NEED IT

I DONT NEED IT

RIP the beloved headphone jack

I dont need it iphone 7+

by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 29, 2016

iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.

Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0

by Coscot.plclace May 3, 2021

iPhone 13 pro max

A pretty superior iPhone albeit repetitive but knowing apple this is no surprise

Hell, most people have got iPhone anyway so just pick this one

iPhone 13 pro max is truly a beautiful phone much better than whatever android/samsungs got going on tbh

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

iphone 9

APPLE DIDNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE IPHONE 9 AND SKIPPED THE 9 AND WENT TO THE IPHONE X .

damn were is the iphone 9?

by Mattsavage November 1, 2017

iPhasia

The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.

When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.

by bethefawn September 6, 2014

ipmduiyb

ima put my dick up in yo booty!

gavin - bro where yo gon put that dick at?!?!?
kevin - ima put my dick up in yo booty 😏😏😏😏 (ipmduiyb)

by christal_.bby June 3, 2021