Better Insert The Cock Here 

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

Better Insert The Cock Here by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008

Tactical Insertion 

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

Tactical Insertion by TallyNasty August 25, 2010

*insert name here* 

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

*insert name here* by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Invertocock 

A dick that is so small that it is actually inside the body.

I am so sad that my Invertocock doesn't attract women.

Invertocock by boyman123 July 1, 2009

inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

inverted udder caps by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Inverted Voice 

The funny sounding voice you get when you talk only breathing in. Some people get a high pitched inverted voice and some people get a deep sounding inverted voice.

You can try the inverted voice like this, just keep talking and talking without stopping to take a breath, when you breathe in just keep talking and that is the inverted voice. Its really really fun, you should try.

Inverted Voice by laceypanties1988 February 14, 2012

Inverted Optimus Prime 

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.

"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."

Inverted Optimus Prime by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016