bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Blowin' in the Wind

is a song written by Bob Dylan in the 1960s, album The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan.

Basically, just a song of one of his albums.

by Dentonic PoWeLl May 13, 2005

Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.

John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind

by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014

Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.

Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.

by skulldark May 20, 2009

Icy Wind

the act in which a female with an icecube stationed in her vagina quifs upon the face of her sexual partner.

Dude, yesterday was such a hot summer day, but luckly she used icy wind and lowered my temprature by one point.

by cockblocker 2.0 December 21, 2010

Wind Meal

When you're an illiterate fuck and try to say "wind mill" but instead it comes out as "wind meal"

"That looks like a wind meal" - Erin

by 123454675432 April 5, 2015

wind-up

to tease, usually with some malice

He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003