Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
by Aulderath April 19, 2014
by Dentonic PoWeLl March 04, 2005
1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.
2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.
2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.
John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind
by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014
by skulldark May 20, 2009
by 123454675432 April 06, 2015
the act in which a female with an icecube stationed in her vagina quifs upon the face of her sexual partner.
Dude, yesterday was such a hot summer day, but luckly she used icy wind and lowered my temprature by one point.
by cockblocker 2.0 December 21, 2010
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up
by Bill Cranny December 17, 2003