Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
by Senor Taint Tickler February 12, 2012
by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022
by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018
A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).
You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.
by ninth.undertow July 31, 2019
A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 14, 2019
by pooper king June 12, 2011
Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)
by Tyler November 12, 2004