ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

by We Were Just... January 4, 2019

Ill as fuck

Something super fuckin rad, dude.

"Dude, aardvarks are ill as FUCK!"

by Aardvarkian Warlord December 14, 2017

ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

by jolp 123 March 7, 2017

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

differently ill

When you feel ill but in a different way

"My cough has become worse, I feel differently ill"

by Elliegpetrz January 2, 2017

ill-gut

Someone who is in a foul mood and behaving acoordingly.

See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.

Little Timmy didn't get enough sleep last night and is being a bit of an ill-gut.

by South Slang May 14, 2023

ill-ennial

Any child conceived between the start of coronavirus outbreak started in the United States and the end of the nationwide social distancing/quarantine period.

Meghan was born on January 12, 2021. Meghan is an ill-ennial.

by Anthony Melvin March 23, 2020