I'm Brian 

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).

Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"

I'm Brian by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013

i'm gay 

Idubbbztv's most popular sentence

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay

i'm gay by davidvi January 15, 2017

i’m going to cum my pants 

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

I’M A SOCK 

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.

Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”

I’M A SOCK by Bannath May 12, 2018

I’m confused 

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

I’m confused by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

I'm the Adult 

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)

Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!

I'm the Adult by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020

I'm Feeling Like Lee 

When you're feeling happy, outgoing and very positive.

This supports people who are feeling under the weather today

happy positive outgoing

Person A: "How are you feeling today?"
Person B: "I'm Feeling Like Lee!"
Person A: "I'm Feeling Like Lee too!"

I'm Feeling Like Lee by YDD-Free Advice June 18, 2020