hypocrite

One whose actions contradict his words; a liberal

That hypocrite sees no problem with killing unborn babies, but a convicted murderer has rights!

by Fuhgeddaboutit April 7, 2005

hypocrite

a fat person talking about sport

fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite

by finbarr45 November 14, 2010

hypocrite

A word created to describe someone in a medical profession.

"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price."

Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.

by End July 20, 2006

hypocrite

typical Republican

George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite

by Carlooo October 15, 2008

hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

hypocrit

Someone who is critical of hyperactive people.

That girl chelsea is a hypocrit.

by MRG[NP] April 8, 2011

hypocrite

what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up

"hey matt, do you like apple pie?"
"no, its gross"
"really? i love it"
"me too"

by that one kid that did that thing..... January 9, 2005