Butt Hummer

The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune

I gave her a butt hummer

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Cuddly Hummer

(Verb) Its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a "Humming" noise/action with her lips. Her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.

Hey dude I received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than I do on my body! Try it some time!

by Cross067 April 7, 2009

Chinese Hummer

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

by batch123 June 2, 2009

indiana hummer

when a woman strattles ur neck and you hum as loud as u can so ur neck acts as a vibrator

dude, i gave that stripper an indiana hummer.

by rookie8709 August 1, 2010

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

by Nytered August 29, 2013