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sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem
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Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 7, 2021
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Sloppy Hummer

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
by Nytered August 29, 2013
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toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation
Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular
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Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...
Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*
by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011
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hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010
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Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016
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