Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
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A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.
-See sissy and/or bitchboy
-See sissy and/or bitchboy
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For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
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