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hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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hatch

when a trans person realizes they're not cis. derived from the term egg. not the same thing as coming out. not exactly a posi experience.
hatching doesn't imply you transform from an ugly cis child into a beautiful swan bb or anything, most of us just become fucked up omelettes
by fish trap July 17, 2018
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Snatch Hatch

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
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hatchetman

symbol used by the juggalos its a man running with a meat cleaver
did you see that guys badass hatchetman necklace
by juggaloklown May 20, 2015
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pudding hatch

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!
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Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.
I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.
by nikoff September 9, 2003
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