willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 12, 2013

male hormones

They sudden feeling when a male wants to whack off to a white dog or to the smell of boss anal in the bed!

Male hormones is given to smiley son daily!

by BDBfather August 6, 2017

Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!

Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??

by masochistic angel March 22, 2020

Hormonsky

An individual who is driven by impulses (Estrogen or Testosterone)

That guy is a fuckin hormonsky

by Avi April 4, 2003

Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020

weather hardon

Someone... most often a man who gets very excited by news reports or actual sightings of nasty weather.

That guy hear there's a storm coming he gets a weather hardon!

by lbadge August 13, 2003

Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009