Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008

Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.

(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."

by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011

cheap walmart hooker

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker

1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker

by Theeyelessmonster April 15, 2014

Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020

hookerish

Someone who is acting like a hooker or in a hooker manner.

that chick is so hookerish with that in her mouth

by Raddy May 13, 2005

Hookering

The act of being a hooker; Selling your body for sexual favors.

Working the streets and/or a corner.

What Nick and Paco do In Walla Walla, Washington.

God, look at that person hookering that corner!

by Nikolaii November 17, 2009