Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Braydon Holmes

Braydon Holmes is the big dawg

Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"

by Nootmare April 5, 2025

hannah holmes

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!

hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.

by BY THE BEST PERSON SHE KNOWS April 8, 2024

Elora Lee Holmes

A disease where your cock wont stop cumming and causes you to ascend into space.

Oh man I just got diagnosed with Elora Lee Holmes…

by Sven tincklebottom goosehive June 6, 2022

Connor Holmes

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.

Our lord and saviour Connor Holmes has arrived!

by Aftonator March 6, 2022

John Holmes

Handsome 6-foot-3 European-American businessman, entrepreneur, pornographic film actor. Holmes was from Ashville, Ohio. This White American male ranks among the most famous and prolific adult film performers, with documented credits for at least 573 films. He was known for the exceptional size of his 16-in BWC, which featured heavily in his marketing. Before his career in pornography, he worked as an ambulance driver, forklift operator, and door-to-door salesman. Holmes also worked as a producer, director, and briefly owned a locksmith/furniture store.

John Holmes was one of the most famous White men whoever lived. He was well known who is 16-in BWC.

by White American king January 28, 2026