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Hoflation

Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman.
Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.
by Hoflation November 9, 2023
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erica hoff

The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Is usually introverted and likes to keep to herself. If you ever find an Erica, you should cherish her for life.
"Who is that girl?"
"That's Erica Hoff."
by UrMumsGay May 2, 2018
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Joseph Hoffman

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS LITERALLY MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND I WOULD WILLINGLY peel my skin :)
omg that dude over there is a literal god, he's a..... Joseph Hoffman
by gnomeoandjuliet February 20, 2019
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Mark Hoffman

The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…

Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.

Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.

Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.

Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.

Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
by Darkness Prime October 2, 2023
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Mrs. Hoffman

The bitchy old hag across the street that doesn't want neighborhood kids to have any fun. Always calling the parents and the cops.
Mrs. Hoffman ratted us out again and then left. Let's go bag her house with rotten eggs.
by GoatANUS July 27, 2022
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hoefar

a cool person who usually plays drums in rockiano bands.
Dude, that guy is such a hoefar!
by katherine March 1, 2004
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hoff off

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.
"Seeing Joe with Traci made Jeff hoff off."
by Earl Sharrow February 27, 2008
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