Hobbit rocket

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbitch

Hobbits that act like total assholes

The little Hobbitch went to the bathroom

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

The Waterloo Hobbit

The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.

Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

hoebait

a person who has been analy raped by a penis many a time.

Bitches in jail are often hoebaits by a man named tyrone.

by whitechild August 4, 2004

Hobbit Talk

1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.

2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.

3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.

1. "That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."

"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."


2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."

"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"


3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."

"HOBBIT TALK!"

by karlthepagan January 10, 2004

hobbit hunter

A Mormon bitch who thinks she's better than anyone and everyone else she meets. This person has a tendency to accuse women (especially Floridians or women who live in Florida) of being evil.

She also treats her own boyfriend like shit, whilst trying to steal the boyfriend of an associate.

Audience 1: Deuce, you know all that conflict is coming from that Hobbit Hunter.

Audience 2: It's a mod, what can you do?

by vanylla October 16, 2008

Hobbit

A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".

(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.

by ro91 December 28, 2005