Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.

That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.

by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017

Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".

Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters

by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017

helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..

luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky

by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013

Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.

They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.

by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011