Helmi

So beautiful, amazing girl, so wise, so wonderful. When you meet Helmi make sure to propose to her right away, she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. She oozes sexiness and charisma. A perfect person

Helmi is so sexy and cute

by GREENCHAMELEON January 27, 2022

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 15, 2008

Flying Helmet

Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.

It was a little chilly first thing in the morning so I went down and put on my flying helmet.

by hollowpursuit November 6, 2008

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.

dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.

by andocommando October 6, 2011