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Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
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Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.
Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh
by Tragiic March 7, 2025
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Harold

Harold is the best person you will ever see he is so fucking sexy you just wanna fuck him until you can see his cum taste so good he makes me feel so good on the inside
Omg his that HAROLD let’s fuck

But why
by Hunter andy January 29, 2022
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Harold

Average L Taker that exists and does not conform to any stereotypical societal norms. He's really tall, but has a tendency to get rejected by every single girl that he has ever loved. He is however really nice once you get to know him, he sometimes has a tendency to say shut up and Go Email Ann, but we all love him very dearly, no matter how many L's he can take within a day.
Harold ga shinda!
by EQEIQE June 8, 2023
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Harold

A 4th grader that with the help of his friend, George, turned their mean principle into a immature super hero
Who is Harold next to?
IDK. I think it's captian underpants
by Fightnperish June 27, 2022
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Harold

A nerdy nerd who seems to be really sarcastic

and cool on the surface, but is actually a

very caring guy once you get to know him.

He is really devoted in mathematics and science

and is a gamer.

He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.

if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
George:Albert Einstein is so smart! I bet he is as

smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the

smartness of Harold!
by CyberGenius February 21, 2018
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harold

harold is a name long for harry, most commonly used when talking about harry styles <3
"i love harold styles"
"you mean harry?"
"no"
by jadeduckprincess December 14, 2021
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