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you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008
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Harpee

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.
My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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Happeh

A way to say your horny without actually saying it.
Criss:"Heyy what is wrong with you"?
Me:"Ohh nothing you just make me really happeh.."
Criss:"Oh okay then"
by Sierra D: October 30, 2007
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Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour
hey its time for happetizers!
by jchok April 16, 2009
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happied

1) Express happiness
2) Clean term for 'orgasm'
1) I happied a lot after i got my macbook.
2) I happied all over her face
by Leebstah February 5, 2010
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These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.
"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."
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Didn't Happen

A phrase commonly use when an event is brought up that was thought to be real, but did not occur.
Ryan: Hey john, we were talking about the H...
John: No no no, it didn't happen
by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018
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