you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

Harpee

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Happeh

A way to say your horny without actually saying it.

Criss:"Heyy what is wrong with you"?
Me:"Ohh nothing you just make me really happeh.."
Criss:"Oh okay then"

by Sierra D: October 30, 2007

Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour

hey its time for happetizers!

by jchok April 16, 2009

happied

1) Express happiness
2) Clean term for 'orgasm'

1) I happied a lot after i got my macbook.
2) I happied all over her face

by Leebstah February 5, 2010

These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."

by WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER WITH SU May 27, 2013

Didn't Happen

A phrase commonly use when an event is brought up that was thought to be real, but did not occur.

Ryan: Hey john, we were talking about the H...
John: No no no, it didn't happen

by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018