hamboni

A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.

Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.

by Skinward October 14, 2016

Hambone

Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!

Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!

by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017

harson

The non gay ship beetween Hayden summerall and Carson leuders

Do you ship the Harson friendship

by Danaemari October 25, 2017

hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.

The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.

by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009

Hammond

Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.

Look that guys pulling a hammond.

by jonny corsane September 23, 2007

Hanson

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''

wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!

by ayeyermaw May 9, 2006

hamsome

A sum of ham.

My cat is very hamsome.

by ninjapoptart83 December 14, 2014