The result of unexpectedly sticking your penis all the way in to someones' mouth whilst being given a blowjob; provided you don't shave your nether regions.
by Whorey December 7, 2006
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A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
by Joe Salone August 14, 2010
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A Hairy lemon refers to a hairy Vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."
by Opey regz July 24, 2014
Get the hairy lemon mug.God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.
by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009
Get the Sucks hairy balls mug.A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004
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AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.
AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.
by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006
Get the Hairy Hotdog mug.A hairy nip is like a purple nurple, It invloves squeezing a vicims nipple. More advanced hairy nipperes will twist or pull the nipple which results in more pain for the victim. Hairy nip is short for hairy nipple, but became hairy nip after the trend caught on and became more commonly used. When giving a hairy it is traditional to say "hairy nip!" Its only polite.
by Joe..... September 4, 2008
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