Some Black Guy at the Mall

Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.

Officer: Where did you get the joint?

Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"

by djgumshoes June 25, 2009

im the bad guy

Duh

Me: Sometimes, Im the bad guy
Random Billie fan: duh

by Eyyydude October 16, 2019

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

by person yo-yo December 22, 2003

Big Black Guy

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method

That guy is a big black guy

by Lemon Haze August 17, 2019

Bad Guy

bad guy
Billie Eilish
White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes
Creepin' around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy
I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along with me
But she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics
She'll pity the men I know
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm only good at being bad, bad
I like when you get mad
I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone
You said she's scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what she sees
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne
I'm a bad guy
I'm, I'm a bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
I'm a bad
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Billie Eilish O'Connell / Finneas Baird O'Connell
bad guy lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

Im the bad guy.

by CapriDaughter September 26, 2020

You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.

by Waffalova January 29, 2009