gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.

The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.

by ScottUK May 21, 2006

Gunt-Button

is a second navel formed in the pelvic region of men by an overabundance of fat depositing in the areas surrounding the genitals causing the penis to become engulfed in a layer of fat.

That guy's so fat, he's gotta use a q-tip to clean out his gunt-button.

Friend: "Dude, check out that guys nasty gunt!"

You: "No man, that guys got a dick; he has a gunt-button."

by codiesels March 20, 2011

Gunt Chunder

Vomit expelled from a gunt. Especially by Australian women with gunts

The sidewalk before her was covered in a ouddle of Gunt Chunder

by Gunderstench October 15, 2012

gunt lover

A male who is sexually attracted to a gunt (the flab of fat between a woman's gut and her cunt)

A popular hobbey for captain fag aka brett stevens

brett stevens is a gunt lover

brett loves to sniff gunt

captain fag's a gunt lover

by adam ford November 5, 2006

gunt pizza

A combination of gunt acting as crust, gunt cheese acting as cheese, and menstrual flow acting as sauce to form something like a pizza. Also known as gunt pizza with anchovies, implying the fish-like smell of menstrual flow.

"So did you hammer your wife this weekend?"
"No, man she was on her period and it was like gunt pizza down there"

by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007

Gunt Punch

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.

I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.

by PigFace January 1, 2009

Gunt Jeans

An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.

Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."

by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010