Gugione

gug-e-o-knee.
This is two horrible describing words mixed together to form a ultimate put down. Gug meaning a person who resembles a gay insect and Regione, a name you call some one who is just bad at sports, smelling, good being a friend. Just life in general. In fact the oly good trait of a Gugione is able to wank more than the average man.

Man your just shit at life, your such a Gugione.

by Jakey Dildo June 24, 2012

guilio

A nice guy but often mixed in the wrong crowds.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that idiot over there? He's so fake
Guilio: uh. Haha yeah

by SurealPotatoX May 8, 2018

Guitosexual

1. to be sexually attracted to guitars and/or the people that play them
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)

1. I'm a guitosexual and that is a sexy guitar.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.

by Kelly_With_Art February 1, 2019

Guido sauce

An Italian mans happy juice

“His Guido sauce went all over the carpet”

by Monkeyparty45 April 14, 2020

guido

mexican

hes a guido

by Davor235 November 3, 2020

Guido

Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.

man Guido is such a soft stupid ass!

by LmaoTendencies123617 May 24, 2021

Guido

A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.

BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.

by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021