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prison guard

A sex position where the man holds the woman's hands behind her back while standing from behind during sex. For a more realistic approach hand cuffs and or zip ties can be added.
"Man I went home with that girl last night and things almost got illegal. I had to hand cuff and prison guard that bitch."
by Cheesy McPots December 21, 2013
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Guardian

One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.
Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...
by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 21, 2008
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Color Guardy

An amazingly talented person who can twirl, spin, consecutive, drop spin, and toss anything they want to.
Look at that awesome Color Guardy tossing a quad with her sabre@#$*
by Dot1470 May 23, 2004
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Guard Bum

One whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the National Guard. Guard Bums are sometimes students and can find enough money to get by working several days a month or periodically attending extra military courses for the Guard.
When asked what he does for a living, John replied "I'm just a Guard Bum until the next deployment comes along."
by Russellmania November 3, 2007
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set the fox to guard the henhouse

Putting somebody in charge of a job, when they have a conflict of interest. Often used to refer to industry "self-regulation" or to putting an industry insider on the board that regulates that industry, e.g., appointing an executive of Comcast as chairman of the FCC.

Can also refer to a similar problem in private industry, e.g., putting the manager of a failed project in charge of the investigation into why the project failed.
Mike Taylor has been appointed to head the Food Safety Working Group at the FDA. The President has set the fox to guard the henhouse.
by s%mebody September 23, 2011
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guardian

A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008
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Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010
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