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Zak the Greatest

Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick
OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!
by Zak Parker February 5, 2008
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Synyster Gates

Lead guitarist of Huntington Beach, CA Hard Rock band Avenged Sevenfold. While he may be my personal favorite guitarist, I can honestly say as a fan he is NOT the best guitarist ever, but he is very good.

Actual name is Brian Elwin Haner Jr, after his father who is also a known guitarist.

Is inspired by Slash, Dimebag Darrell, John Petrucci and others which can be seen in some of his work.

Is endorsed by Schecter Guitar Research, along with rhythm guitarist Zacky Vengeance. Has released a signature guitar, the Synyster Custom, and the Synyster Standard.
Synyster Gates is a popular modern day guitarist who is trashed upon by many jealous haters, when in actuality he is actually a talented guitarist.
by outsamahface February 13, 2009
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Bill Gates

Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.

He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.
Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!

Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.
by Hobo Spider September 18, 2005
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Emily Graves

Emily Graves,
is a beautiful girl, with alot of potential, i wish i had her as my girlfriend. But yet , im fine being friends with her.
Her eyes are a majestic baby blue, and everytime i look at them , i loose sense of time. She is tall and slender, and her looks are to die for. Her hair is soft and beautiful.
Everything about her is perfect.
Guy #1 : Emily Graves hugged me today
Guy #2 : Man , maybe i'll get a hug from her!
by Anonymous444555 August 20, 2011
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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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synyster gates

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold, a Californian metal band. It's obvious from his clothing and style of playing that he has been greatly influenced by Slash of Guns N' Roses- which isn't surprising as A7X are huge fans of GN'R. Often wears a hat and a lot of eyeliner.

Damn sexy too ;)
Seize The Day and Beast And The Harlot are good examples of how Synyster Gates can play both slow and fast songs and make both styles sound amazing.
by gembird May 31, 2007
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coitus-gratis
by Larstait November 6, 2003
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