Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.

Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011

Sudden Onset Gravity Attack

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.

Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

by ne014x August 5, 2011

Gravity

To Hold it Down. Keep strong.

Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity

by N. Brown May 6, 2005

gravity hit

taking a toke and holding it in while hanging upside down by your knees from the monkey bars

best to use a spotter so ya don't crack ya head open

That was a good gravity hit,totally sweet head rush now hand me the beer bong.

by the bomb December 7, 2003

Gravity Bomb

taking a hard spill, fall or wreck

I couldn't stay on my board today, I was dropping gravity bomb's all over the mountain!

by sks4540 April 19, 2004

Gravity

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.

Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.

by fierle franz May 1, 2010