Gopher

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

by gopherhunter April 30, 2022

Gooper

The worst thing a 3 year old can call his dad.

Kian: You are a Gooper daddy!
Daddy: Did you just call me a Gooper!

by KianP August 3, 2022

gopherition

The act of becoming a gopher

the act of being humiliated

Jared went through gopherition and now is embarrassed

by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022

Gipper

An old donny that sits in the corner of the pub every night being racist

you fancy going down the crown tonight
nah mate that place is infested with Gippers

by Lylo Alzado July 30, 2023

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

brown gopher

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

by EmmyV October 23, 2005

Playing gopher

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole

luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019