Goldfishing

When you get to high and forget everything is 5 seconds, like a gold fish swimming around a bowl.

Oh nooooo…… I keep goldfishing

by Dory420 May 2, 2022

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfishing

When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."

"I know her mind looked completely empty"

by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 2, 2011

spooky goldfish

the most epic gamer

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know

by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020

Goldfish

the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."

by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013