by Dory420 May 2, 2022
Get the Goldfishingmug. A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
Get the Goldfish Moment™mug. When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022
Get the Goldfishingmug. by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
Get the Goldfishmug. The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
Get the Flopping Goldfishmug. by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020
Get the spooky goldfishmug. the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013
Get the Goldfishmug.